Such a namaste woman!

Do you really need faster? How about a car that stirs the soul? CAUTION: NSFW

Bitcoin is back down today, so he might not have as much money as he thought. 

$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

So we’re all going to pass over his mounted spud-gun howitzer?

We called ‘em: “out-fielders”; that is, beekeepers who moved their beehives around to follow the honeyflow and crop pollination needs. A dauntless bunch of very resourceful folks.

Has Volkwagen said anything about the towing capacity of the ID Buzz? Asking for 60,000 friends.

No, these say “TUI” -- it’s an impound lot for pilots taxiing under the influence, also known as simply “pilots.”

Everybody remember: we’re in the Itchy Lot.

thanks to an issue with faulty sensors in the Boeing 737 Max flight control systems

Butt-Head voice: “Whoa! That was cool! Huh-huh.”

Agreed, traveling nurses go where the jobs are, often to places with lots of snow.

Agreed, as long as it’s a TDI.

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Luckily, I don’t think Korey’s taken the Hippocratic Oath yet

According to real people, not actors, the new Chevy Equinox is the way to go.  Your friends will mistake it for a BMW and it won a bunch of awards 2-3 years ago.

I’m pretty sure these vans are all about casual entry.

I want a shag coated fuck van so bad, but my wife is being a real square about it.

Here’s an animated musical exploring a similar question:

She looks like Brian Dennehy in a blonde wig.