“Don’t count on it coming stateside”

Undercover Cop: would you like a happy ending?

Sure a high end escort is better. But sometimes getting a nasty rub and tug from a middle aged Thai “masseuse” in a run down strip mall has it’s own charms.

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

Why? Season already had a happy ending.

The best scene from my favorite movie.  It’s film perfection.  This news makes me really sad.

Side note, I can’t believe that some states charge sales tax on a USED car!

The old man’s still an artist with the Thompson.

Fucking A-yuh, this needs more stars

There’s no way a significant number of people in Maine are searching for “Paella.” It’s gotta be a misspelling of some snowmobile brand or a moose-porn term.

I respect your determination. 

Let the Audi go.  Impound the kid.

It will be perfect for my new business renting cars to high school dudes who want to terrify their girlfriends’ parents.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

I think I found his wallet:

I agree. I mean, it’s kind of a weird hill to die on.

Because of her crash, the event was reclassified as the Mediocre-G.

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. It’s not even close.