They caught him pretending to slip and fall, but they didn’t catch him stealing all those batteries.

It was more useful than any of your comments

That’s a pretty good visual representation of New Jersey, as I understand it. 

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?

Newsreader: This may be dificult to watch.

Wife and Children:

Ran when docked.

Apparently R. Kelly missed those

Saab is Jalopnik’s favorite vegetable. 

Possible splice?

I would like to see Zombie Saab merged with Faraday Future.

Hm, interesting.

Reading Ashley Feinberg just makes me think again God I miss old Gawker media so much

Dated design. Tacky interior. CP

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.

Tommy got hooked on meth. He’s in a rehab up in Vermont. 

His pimp coat is ridiculous.