Wave the white flag and just buy a minivan.

Tom would like a word...

What makes you say that?

I kept hoping Mr. Whipple would show up and slap him.

I love the idea of a diesel Passat wagon.

I like your style.

Yes. He’s part of Generation Dipshit.

What is the average annual turnover for Jalopnik writers?

I one of his listings. Yep there it is:

You mean the frunk.

I was hoping for a VW ALH-TDI swap. ;(

Weld in a front floorplate and THINK OF THE FRUNKSPACE! ! !

I thought they did that already.

Don’t forget the Heady Topper bruh!

How much will it depreciate after one year?

Jetta MkII?

+1 for use of Zounds!

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