He was never the Duke of New York.

+1 for any “The Fall Guy” references.

I have a dwell meter. You can borrow it if you need.

Now the dealership can tie a pile of balloons to all of the cars and put up a big banner that says “MURDER SALE!!!!!”

Tjhey’re Sjmoking Cjigars...

Running a model past its prime as a “Limited” is a very VW thing to do.  See also:

Proper Detroit car with room to spare for your Barrett .50

I will be ordering mine in Regatta Blue.

More Shane please.

These legends are true.