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Because Jalopnik.

Corvair:

Bearist.

You know you’re making my point, don’t you?

Maybe you should buy yourself a stuffed bear, which you can punch without repercussions. You’ll probably still have to check it, though, unless you claim it is a therapy animal.

I wish I’d get seated next to a giant stuffed bear on my next flight. It won’t try to talk to me, hog the armrest, get drunk, or get up 10x to pee.

Or possibly its just adults that actually are productive and make the world go around so that you have all these nice things. Instead of the fucktards like you that sit in mom and dad’s basement and bitch and whine about everything because you were raised to be a selfish snowflake.

Total BS that the TSA wouldn’t let this bear on the plane, after all Stanley the Bear was allowed on board a flight at the end of The Hunt for Red October.

Not enough love...not for the comment or from their sterile rubber gloves

Or buy it when you get where you’re going. This doesn’t look like a limited edition, L.A. only bear.

Stop it, you’ll make him cry. Again.

Oh, great. Now the “Get off my lawn” fucktards are getting on planes...

+1,000,000

“The TSA had the opportunity to at least give us a happy ending.”

Really? This is what makes you sad? A stupid backstory for a fucking stuffed animal? Are you like 5 years old?

Probably the parents were looking for an excuse to get rid of the giant thing that their kid insisted on bringing everywhere. Grandma and Grandpa bought it and little Taylor throws a tantrum any time he has to leave it behind. So they let it come to the airport, knowing they can pin the blame on the horrible people…

The real story is how some kids won’t be getting their cocaine that uncle Carlos tried to smuggle inside a stuffed bear. 

Great, now the TSA has made John McClane irritated.

Then the bear will be forced to become a prostitute to survive, and will ultimately die from a drug overdose. Merry Christmas, y’all!