“Who doesn’t love a purple supercar with a V-10 engine in it?”.......... Me.

HERE IN MY GARAGE

One fake progressive endorsing another fake progressive.

Aunty, is that you? I promise to come to your house on Thanksgiving if you promise not to say anything that makes me question everything I know about you, like this comment.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in the back of my Benz, it just turns itself off!

Is the tips email still tips@jalopnick.com? Used to seeing it below every post, but getting old here.

MB has been providing the following warning sticker for the rear windows
until service can be completed.

Haha, once again American fat asses prove to be German kryptonite!

Some people here can’t tell the difference.

I’m sure they’re lovely people, but that would not be an incentive for me.

Incidentally, it was penned by a Japanese designer: Joji Nagashima.

Couple things holding down value:

Yeah, I have to say that part of the e36 hate is from people that have not driven them hard or if they did they got to drive one that is worn down or questionably modified, as many seem to be. Or they are internet racers and can’t get over that it doesn’t have the euro engine and gets by with only “240" hp.

When will the w201 take off? I avidly search Craigslist for both cars, and I see the 190e’s are retarded cheap.

I like mine. OBD2 is so awesome to have

AT LAST!!

It’s Cthulu’s alarm clock... Maybe press the snooze button on that sucker of you have the chance.

The US election has drawn forth Cthulhu! He wakes!

Seems pretty clear that this is the first kaiju portal to open in modern history.