Bro, do you even lift?

Maybe, just maybe, it was named after the African mountain range. It would tie in well with the Touareg name (a different spelling of the African nomadic people), as well as the typical rugged outdoors image that SUV buyers like.

Honestly, which one do you think will actually sell more?

Bloody hell, right? I mean, what are they trying to do, actually produce the kinds of vehicles that have proven to sell in North America? Damn German arrogance and all that... ;)

“I hate Ayn Rand”

*shrug*

I think we all figured it’d come up quickly enough in the comments:)

Here I am, sitting at my desk drinking cold coffee, some guy is in the Austrian mountains taking pictures of stunning cars.

I came very close to suggesting a 1-series, but decided to go with the Toyobaru instead.

I’m feeling like none of the commenters have driven a BMW 135? fast, great handling, not unique, but rare enough that you’re not just another douche in a 3-series. Make sure you get the sport package if for no other reason but those sport seats. You might even be able to get a cpo warranty if you stretch a bit.

Yeah, I’ve licked plenty worse in life and didn’t even get paid for it!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of an old Duesenberg? Looks like we’ll never know, because I saved that sucker.

No question, the licking. You’ve got full agency over it, and the amount of money you could make fixing old, rare shit would be astronomical.

#2 shouldn’t even be on a list like this. it should be something that drivers ed beats into people..

Anticipation is key! I’ve avoided a number of wrecks by realizing the other driver is a dumb ass.

Heel-toe works on race cars with a pedal arrangement designed for it. On a typical passenger car with pedals spaced far enough apart to avoid “Audi 5000 accidental acceleration” it will be difficult unless you have size 13 shoes like me ;)

I see now I should’ve loaded more replies before commenting (obviously, agreed with those pointing out similarly), but I’ll leave this here anyway - lots of Jalops think they’re smart but are really just children with keyboards.

Understeer is when you turn the steering wheel, the car goes off the road straight in to a tree, and you die.

Vipers get discontinued, Macans start snap oversteering.