Mawfuckers here writing about Star Wars drones on a near-weekly basis and y’all are sensitive over a phone. Lol.

People who prefer to dial con maunel

I had to call the State of Alabama the other, and for real, their hold message said “If you are calling from a rotary phone please stay on the line, otherwise press 1" Who the hell still has a rotary phone

For those wanting a TL;DR:

Exactly, it’s a product no one asked for.

Oh no. That ain’t right. Car guys need the Galaxy Note 7 so it can explode and burn their car to the ground. That way, they won’t have any complaints from the wife when they have to do more car shopping.

The iPhone7 is the Acura RL Tech Package of phones, just with sales volume.

This is wrong.

‘Tis the season for Apple-flavored Kool-aid.

This. If "making the camera as good as their competitors" is as good as the upgrades get, there is no reason to spend money on one.

Tune in next week when Freddy shows you that disconnecting negative battery cables is a waste of time, leading up to the pulse-pounding finale in the hospital.

I like you freddy. We should all tow with our vehicles. You are awesome... You do “crazy things” which are really actually just what anyone would have done 25 years ago. I do wish you well in Florida, but you are about to have your world obliterated by the “Florida HOA” car parking and working bullshit. I hope I am…

New Jersey also had Zika. If I’m going to get it, I might as well be saving 8.9 percent of my income.

You could move to Nevada or Texas. Same deal, less dumb.

Because there’s no state tax, the weather is way better and you can drive whatever the hell you want.

Never in my life have I heard of a A/T tire described as nubby

I bet this guy met his quota.

If only the Air Force could have a sense of humor and call it something like “Swamp Gas” or “Weather Balloon” for the sake of tradition.

BOMBS DROPPED FOR HARAMBE

We can just recreate the list here in the comments. I’ll start:

1-5) Harambe