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20 year old Lambo guy is so spot on. I knew one of those guys in college and he was so humble “I work for everything, it’s easy just trading bro.”

Where’s the flat-brimmed hat wearing, energy drink slamming guy who uses the term ‘bro’ or ‘brah’ to start or finish every sentence Subaru WRX owner?

“Is Robert Himler still a thing?”

The guy who can afford to buy, but can't afford to run

I was expecting some stretching from the video. But it fits with everything so perfectly. Specially the Youtube GTR and 20's Lambo. Man they’re all the same.

Sport Utility Vehicle used to apply to a short wheelbase truck-based vehicle like a Bronco, Blazer or International Scout. Suburbans and Wagoneers were really just truck based wagons called wagons. The Jeep Cherokee got the ball rolling in the 1980's for being the first to come out with the four door smaller SUV’s

For the money, could you get better?

that's I felt after seeing a factory five 818. it sucks when your donor car(2002 wrx) has better quality than the end result

The only time I have seen one of these up close in real life, it was broken down in the middle of a road. The driver couldn’t figure out what was wrong with it and I helped push him out of the way. He got it running shortly after and was on his way.

Good kinja.

The BMW took the whole hit on the drivers side and stopped the car almost immediately. The Merc that hit it did so with much more of its overall frontal area and spun off down the road dissipating that energy over a much longer time frame.

Hey, if it works and is safe, more power to them.

I hope she's up to date on her tetanus shots.

Can someone win Reply of the Day? This. Something-clever-here has my nomination.

“The Mercedes driver was taken to the hospital in unknown condition.”

You know what’s really awesome? Checking Jalopnik and seeing that someone used my photo from Weekend Wallpaper as their avatar. Oatterz’ photo is my Miata that was featured on the site back in February. I’m not being sarcastic, I’m saying it’s genuinely a great feeling to see that someone appreciated the photo enough

The Stig misses the old show’s budget.

You know I was emailing the Jalop editors about getting a COTD. They said I could have it for some cash. I asked how much? At that point the reply was “about tree fiddy”.

“Kid2: not too close though cuz he probably doesn’t have insurance”