justpaulagain
Asshole Formerly Known as Pablo Pistoffo
justpaulagain

A Corvette with a good interior would be far more revolutionary than making it mid-engined.

“Metadata” is actually in my job description, so anyone who has a problem with my using the word can blow it out his/her ass.

Also the hat is dumb. Does she think she’s an Arby’s? 

Mary Roach’s book “Packing for Mars” has an entire chapter on the problems with crapping in space, and a ton of cool info from the Apollo program. Spoiler - zero gravity makes it like 100x more difficult. For anyone remotely interested in space travel, this book is a 100% must read. Informative and hilarious. Turns

NO

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

They’re arguing over fair market value of a car bought with blood money. I love Koenigsegg but they definitely need to shut the entire fuck up on this one. 

I swear to god if our generation tries to turn this into our American Graffiti, I’m shooting myself in the face.

The barbershop refusing to cut his hair is 100% bullshit.

There’s something a little evil about forcing people to choose. I can love bacon and sausage equally, and I can love all potato delivery systems as well. 

Lesson learned.  Stop taking pictures of your fucking food.  Just eat it.

Lived there three years, never going back.

“I may be a waitress, but at least I can stand on my own two feet.”

That second letter was basically Savage-by-numbers.

I agree and in addition: lights.

(And that’s before we winnow out the Odinists, who’re white nationalists.)

Odds of an alien having compatible parts are pretty damn low to be honest. I think I’d stick to humans. 

I’m sure there would have been a body count.

I was already seriously side-eyeing Aunt Becky’s party bus antics and autograph signing, but that belt? No, girl. I have to draw the line somewhere.