Most of the cab drivers here learned driving as a second transportation, so I wear my belt in cabs religiously.

as does Daryl Zero.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, that’s impressive.

Cut it a little slack, even Corvette/Clownshoe hybrids have feelings.

So many people think that their lights are on because of lit gauges, but DRLs don’t light the taillights. People also get super defensive, and angry if you try and convince them that their lights aren’t on.

I once had a coworker that drove one of those.

There are some things Harrison Ford should not do.

How the hell do these guys even have partners to oppress in this day and age? Are there really no good choices in men in Oklahoma?

I would be lying if I told you there haven’t been times I have felt a few tinges of regret, but that was mostly due to the difficulty in finding a partner where I live (Alaska) who doesn’t have or doesn’t want kids.

I hear ya!

I’d give 5 to 1 odds TheCrotchBelt wears a Members Only jacket.

A rebirth of these things would fit my cousin’s needs to a T.

The current regs didn’t seem to keep FCA from making a 707 hp behemoth; it just took a while for the technology to catch up.

I never knew it was marketed as a fighter- everything I saw showed it as a light attack/trainer. My point was that despite having the ability to carry Sidewinders, its still an attack plane.

And a Prius is faster than a Porsche 356, but nobody calls it a fucking sports car.

I don’t think Tyler would’ve called an Alpha Jet a “fighter” unless he was really drunk.

This will be the year of dark(er) humor.

Both her political and steering wheel positions were horrible.

“Not looking for anything serious right now”

I think it was more like “cursed forever to have to buy sex.”