Ooof. This stinks of a game struggling to stay afloat. I can’t imagine a year from now Anthem won’t be largely devoid of players.

This game needs more heroines. Where’s Padme? Ahsoka? Aayla Secura?

They’re betting on impeachment and somehow, some way, Trump leaving office early by resignation (with Pence obviously pardoning him).

Yeah this is silly. I had a cat for 18 years, he stayed at home when I moved off to college. Every time I visited home I’d call for him and he’d coming running to meet me. Then in his last year or so of life, when he was deaf and sick, he’d cry endlessly when I wasn’t around and only calm down when he was laying on…

Then we might to get Dean Cain, who’s now a POS on Fox News. Hard pass.

These shows are so goofy but I did enjoy Smallville once upon a time, and same with Superman Returns. So I’m actually a bit interested in seeing all these people get together and have silly action scenes.

We can look forward to the messy break up at least

I guess for some people it just works, but for me it never felt weighty enough. Maybe it’s the speed and frequency you wave it around, like you’re swinging around a twig, smacking things. Breath of the Wild has some nice sword play, but here... meh.

Really? Swinging the sword? That’s one of my biggest gripes with the old 2d zeldas, it’s such a little flick, you barely see it. I feel like I’m flicking my finger at something, than hitting it with a big piece of steel. I can think many, many actions in many, many other games that are infinitely more satisfying.

That’s more than a slight incline, but point taken

Who are Stephen Lang, William Sadler, George Wendt, Martin Kove, and Fred Williamson and why am I supposed to think they are “legendary”?

This game looks so, so, so cool. I love the whole cargo thing. That’s something I appreciate in any game, when the character model accounts for your items. The Last of Us did this pretty well, but this is clearly next level. Game of the Decade, my friends.

Local man yells at cloud dot gif

Oh my god that was terrible.

Felix is trash

I hope he turns into a decent human and spends his entirely adult life apologizing for the endless atrocities his family has visited upon the Earth.

Yeah, but like she was unrecognizable. How are we not gonna talk about how weird it was?

Scarlet is one of those movie stars that if not for having gotten her lucky break, would be hanging outside a courthouse bumming cigarettes waiting for her fourth husband to make bail.

Spurlock has always been shit

Guys... maybe conservatives.... are dumb