I guess you could say Tom and Gisele’s marriage has...deflated.

On accident. By the time we realized it, they were gone for good, and he ended up going out and replacing most of them.

“That means they are in love. And being in love means you’re about to get married. And being married means you’re about to have babies”

The latest one, I think. She mentions it in her book, and I think it was in the context of her divorce.

Definitely not just you. I learned a long time ago that nobody likes unsolicited grammar checks*, but man, is it hard to bite my tongue sometimes.

...also, Jon Cryer’s turning into Gilbert Gottfried.

Veterinarians are the best. A vet did a house call to euthanize our dog, because she was a big girl. The vet was very compassionate. We paid for a private cremation for her, but when our second dog passed, with a new vet, we opted not to get her ashes. I am peaceful with it, but I always wondered if they judged us to…

If I kak first- I’d like my ashes to be made into a diamond... Then MrGhostBoobs can give me to his next old lady (without telling her, natch.)

There’s too much garbage in space already. I am only in favor of launching live, insufferable people into the moon, dead ones should stick to polluting Earth like god intended.

I KNOW, RIGHT??

Just goes to show, you can't count on Dominos. One little slip and it all comes tumbling down.

Let me share a story of when I was that customer. I was working backstage at a middle school theater production. There were two performances that day and pizza was supposed to arrive between the matinee and the evening performance as none of the middle schoolers could drive and the theater teacher didn’t trust them…

cant you just do both? dedicate 30% tothe big order and 70% to the regulars, if you go100% to the big order and dont serve anyone until then then you are doing it wrong

Remove “White” from your comment and you sound like a decent human being. =)

Could be, or it could be they had a big group of people and while they were talking about how they were going to feed them, were joking about how this would probably break the restaurant, which amused them. I've certainly had friends who would have such conversations and who would be amused at the thought, even if…

“Rich people who are really fucking high and have a disposable amount of money but lack the sense that gods gave oysters”. FIFY

Hmm I’m white, usually high and have disposable income. The last thing I would do, pretty much ever, is waste an hour of my time sitting in a parking lot waiting for a fast food order that I wasn’t going to eat.

So like a slightly less stupid looking Segway? Hypocrites.

I’m pretty sure it’s because she has a, like, 7th grade education. She knows her strengths and speaking candidly and intelligently in public / for the public ain’t one of them.

I have a real soft spot for the gently eccentric names that some celebrities give their kids. I know we’re supposed to sneer and scoff, but awww, it honestly makes my day when I hear that someone’s named their kid something quaintly peculiar. The world is full of awfulness and despair, and I just really like it when…