Cricket is a game that never ends.

Nah, I got a hammer and a bag. I’m good...

“Many sides, many sides.”

now stab victims will refuse to come forward because every one will think they are just making it up.

When Buzzfeed is the one debunking your news story, it’s time to pack it in and go home.

Yeah, I’m honestly not sure that I buy his new claim that he accidentally stabbed himself. Why the hell would you make up some elaborate story and get the cops involved if you accidentally injure yourself with a knife? These alt-right lunatics are obsessed with the idea of “false-flag” hoaxes from the left, so it…

“Soooooooo apparently I look like a neo-Nazi and got stabbed for it,”

He should have listened to this important rap song:

And if you accidentally stab yourself, don’t blame your problems on invisible black people.

Lili Taylor set a high bar in I Shot Andy Warhol.