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I bought something with the words “Jaguar” and “not running” in the same sentence. Twice.
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Nope, mass. The “weight” of the displaced fluid (water here) is equal to that of the “weight” of the ship. That’s called Archimedes’ Principle, which is basically buoyancy and it’s why boats float. Read more

No matter how big the boat is, the mass the elevator lifts will always be the same, as the mass of water displaced is equal to the mass of the ship. Thanks Archimedes!

Dude, Did you even VHS???

go back to high school bro

Pilot - “Good luck.” Read more

The migrants cut open the sides of the soft-sided trucks and climb inside to get to England. Or use bolt cutters on the doors.This means that everything inside is now tainted and thrown away if it’s food. The trucker receives a $5,000 fine per man if they are not discovered until the reach the UK. The drivers are… Read more

The worst 911 is like pizza... or sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s pretty good. If you need a portable cassette player to listen to all of your old Kraftwerk tapes, you could do worse. Read more

Like a post-Doug Doug post...

No gas. Diesel. Read more

/Cmd+F “murder bernie” Read more

That is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most disturbing adverts ever.

That is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most disturbing adverts ever.

Has anyone questioned Hillary yet?

I mean, we can wait a few months until the emails leak, but I feel we should probably find out more ASAP.

Better yet, take his keys away Jesus.

First we get Toyota ads in Spanish, now car crash news from Mexico? Read more

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

That, plus having your fog/aux lights on when you don’t need them. Read more

Don’t forget to make sure your headlights are aimed correctly. Read more