justmulder
JustMulder
justmulder

I mean, I don’t know if this is considered making a mess, but I will catch my husband on the bed, when I’m naked, and drag my cooch down his leg and say SNAIL TRAIL really loud. It cracks me up. So in that respect, yes, I love making a mess all over him. Maybe that is me trying to gain the same “made a mess on you”

If it were a paid study, I’d let an auditorium watch my genitals for this. I mean, there were like 15 student nurses at my first childbirth, and that’s much less fun. Do you hear that scientists? Tell me how to rain pleasure upon my sheets. I need an excuse to wash them more.

That’s what I’m fucking thinking right now. I mean... Not that I’m complaining about my orgasms, whether from my husband or self inflicted, but jesus christ, this always sounds like fun and mama needs some more scientific data to satisfy my curiosity on this phenomenon.

My husband and I... I swear our confirmed motto is “if we’ve cut family members out for this shut, what makes you think we’ll put up with your shit?!” Nothing irks me more than people forgiving seriously shitty behavior in the name of blood, or friendship or some other bullshit societal construct. Who the fuck cares?

Freedom = being able to discriminate indiscriminately

I mean how can the military even afford to be gender picky when from a country that is constantly at war? Gotta get dem bodies, fill up the cargo planes to harass other countries! You’d think the anti-female military crowd, if they were really pro-freedom/protection of US soil etc, would gladly accept anyone available

Seriously, people underestimate street smartness. This woman and the others on Fox are just. not. smart. Or are they SO smart they’re playing along with these men and their anti-women trope just to take all their monies, albeit to the detriment of equality? Hmm...

I had the same thought and felt awful about myself for having those thoughts. But now I don’t because you said it for me and now I’m not the only one. Haha.

Yeah, I had the same thought! What a flippant way to describe huge movementsmovements like civil rights, women’s rights, marriage rights, disabled rights, that have had a real human cost, lost human lives kind of cost. Like WOW. What a twit.

I jumped in the shower right after reading the story, but before reading comments... And in the shower I was like “damn this lady wouldn’t even have a job and the fat paycheck she gets if it weren’t for the women suffrage movement/equality movement.” Like... My grandma made clear I knew how hard women like her and her

That article you describe hits the nail on the head. I knew if I could go to a parrty or club (yes, boobs get you drinks even if you’re underage), toss back a few drinks, I’m pretty sure I seemed more approachable and I was also gutsier, going after who I wanted. Alcohol is a really big problem, at least where I went

Probably because society isn’t constantly putting them down, or conditioning then to believe they need to constantly improve, like women are. I can’t remember specifically, but a LARGR perce tage of advertising is based on women’s “improvement” products, i.e. makeup, Hair dye, exercise shit, slimming shit, even the

Maybe the religiously oriented are the ones signing up most because Steve Harvey has all that jesusy shit he drags into his show.

I was definitely called a slut many times, but mostly by other females, who engaged in basically the same activities I did. The only difference is I wasn’t ashamed and *gasp* I liked the sex! How could I?! For shameeeee.

Wow! Of course him looking for sex only isn’t slutty, only when women do it. What I don’t get is why do these idiots get so fucking offended when *surprise* someone that doesn’t list casual sex doesn’t wan t it?! God I’m feeling so lucky for my SO. And feeling so bad for all the garbage many of you commenters have to

Yes, don’t you know asking honest questions and engaging in helpful communication is so fucking rude? Why did you not bow down and accept his godly cock in your mouth like a good woman. *eye roll* What an asshole.

Gross. Yeah, he definitely wasn’t making a Chuck reference. Guys that think proclaiming their large fingers or junk is gonna entice a womanwoman, has no idea about what women want. Or at least any women I know. Maybe some out there like that schtick. Don’t wanna overgeneralize lol.

Maybe be was making a Chuck joke? I mean... That’s probably unlikely, but Dr. Devin Woodcomb is the first thing *I* think of when I hear Captain awesome lol.