He could be the best part of my morning shit he’s so good.

Oh, ffs. Why am I still reading this thread. I’m fucking crushed.

I have to see the covenant now.

Damn it why did I keep reading this thread. EVERYONE IS RUINED FOR ME NOW. But I’ve already joined the “give Marvel all my money” club and the jackets are so cool. Fucking a, man.

God damn it.

Let us call upon Saint Ben Carson for guidance in this matter.

It’s the 2nd I’ve seen in a week! And I was like wutttt?!?!

I feel like Marvel has a great handle on humor, at least my style of humor. I expect to be cracking up weekly!

I second that!

LOL!!! That’s so cute of your mom and its just like me. My daughter is always exclaiming how cute we are together as I hang all over him trying to cop a feel unbeknownst to her. My husband used to be a furniture delivery guy and he’d always get hit on! They would give him big tips, use some sort of double entendre and…

Hahahahaha my husband and I make regular “bump-its” reference jokes

LOL what is up with dudes. When my husband first grew his hair out longer than it ever had been I was like dude why aren’t you brushing your hair everyday?? And he’s like tangles! And I’m like well how much conditionerconditioner are you using? He said NONE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO ATTRACT WILDLIFE?!…

My husband is a big sexy Puerto Rican-American with a man bun. And a job that uses his arms all day. I basically try really hard not to stare or tell him how much I love it (and his big muscular arms) because I’m a terrible person and want it to be my secret... My preciousssssssssss.

+1 for the craft

Not that I’m falling over myself in love with the name Daisy, but I hate the name Skye. Like... It always felt like forced edginess. Lame. She could’ve been named Heather and I would’ve cringed less! That being said, I’m also not the biggest fan and was wondering who all these people are who love her? I don’t hate…

To be completely honest, I’ve never ever said it and I never even thought I would, because it ain’t my scene... But having seen this meme and this comment.... It just felt right, like my first Dirty Shirley.

This needs moar stars.

Bahahaha damnnnnn +1 for mom.

Bahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa this make me lol harddd because my husband is a grower not a showerrrrrr. LOL!