He could be the best part of my morning shit he’s so good.

Oh, ffs. Why am I still reading this thread. I’m fucking crushed.

I have to see the covenant now.

Damn it why did I keep reading this thread. EVERYONE IS RUINED FOR ME NOW. But I’ve already joined the “give Marvel all my money” club and the jackets are so cool. Fucking a, man.

God damn it.

Let us call upon Saint Ben Carson for guidance in this matter.

It’s the 2nd I’ve seen in a week! And I was like wutttt?!?!

LOL!!! That’s so cute of your mom and its just like me. My daughter is always exclaiming how cute we are together as I hang all over him trying to cop a feel unbeknownst to her. My husband used to be a furniture delivery guy and he’d always get hit on! They would give him big tips, use some sort of double entendre and…

Hahahahaha my husband and I make regular “bump-its” reference jokes

LOL what is up with dudes. When my husband first grew his hair out longer than it ever had been I was like dude why aren’t you brushing your hair everyday?? And he’s like tangles! And I’m like well how much conditionerconditioner are you using? He said NONE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO ATTRACT WILDLIFE?!…

My husband is a big sexy Puerto Rican-American with a man bun. And a job that uses his arms all day. I basically try really hard not to stare or tell him how much I love it (and his big muscular arms) because I’m a terrible person and want it to be my secret... My preciousssssssssss.

+1 for the craft

Yuppppppp. I internally roll my eyes when someone tries to sound enlightened and say they “prefer to take lessons from Buddhism” or whatever religion that doesn’t specifically stem from Christianity only. Yeah yeah yeah yeah no they’re all bad. Bad bad bad. Religion baaaaad. Avengers good! *hulk smash religion*

Wow what the fuck. I starred the first comment you made and thought... You have the appropriate amount of stars for your comment, and I don’t need to add anything, I’ll move on. Then I read this one and just had to say what the fucking fuck!!! How is anyone romantically entangled with this person, and trying to do so…

Your feels are no salve for the mind melting, soul crushingness of these racist wastelands of the detritus of humanity... *ugly sob*

Please don’t trap me in here with these racist pricks.

I know I’m late to the party, but...

Yeah, I fucking hate that other font. I thought it was just me.

Can we Kickstarter this? I have some directing experience and I hate self-righteous cunts.

The tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can’t explain that.