Actually, small but non-trivial correction: Hector says his friends are coming. He doesn’t say how long. It’s MiB that tells Hector that it won’t be for three days and he can’t wait that long. It shows how well MiB knows almost every narrative in the park.

From how they ended the shootout this week I’d say they reset as needed. The story lines seem to be allowed to run if needed but can be reset or played out depending on which guests are coming across that particular story line. Remember the shootout to grab the safe this week got shortened because they needed the…

Totally agree about CC. But in fairness, the approval was for the exploding cigars, not the match.

I agree with the others, No way to know if the reset is daily.

The showrunners have decided upon a strategy to leave virtually every question about the show unanswered and it’s been very succesful in this regard to escalate the intrigue of the plot.

because it’s an archaic term... I don’t think anyone under the age of 80 would even ever have a memory of it being used in an actual conversation. It’s like “miscegenation” as a concept level old...

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Shit, I might frame that letter and hang it on MY wall.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Mushu cringetastic? That’s IT! Dishonor! Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!

I want to see a Obi Wan movie starring Ewan McGregor. A broken man in the barren wasteland of Tatooine. Give it a Western vibe and have Obi Wan finally avenge the death of Qui-Gon Jinn as Darth Maul shows up to wage vengeance on Obi Wan and chase after the rumour that Darth Vaders son is on Tatooine. Maul views Vader…

“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. ...…

She refused intercourse but gave him a blowjob the day before. Which to the nullifying jury meant she’d say yes to a threesome including intercourse with both men the next day. Okay, sure, dumbass sexist jury.

Not even getting a girl to say yes! He’s basically saying as long as she wasn’t actively resisting he’d go for it. Which, it turns out, IS STILL RAPE.

I use it to see if it’s appropriate for my parents. I’m not even kidding. If there’s too much cussing or nudity my mom will get very upset. And I will not have that woman upset! She is an angel and deserves only the most sanitized of movies! With Colin Firth please, if possible.

Sorry, but I have to disagree. Zemo used the threat that he could program the other Winter Soldiers and release them on the world as a way to lure Steve to Siberia. He never had any intention of actually doing it. The Winter Soldiers are emblematic of everything he was trying to destroy.

I appreciate the well reasoned, extended metaphor, but all I got out of it was a strong hankering for cookies.

In WB’s defense, the plan they had *was* better than 11% of a plan.

That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life!