No, it was built on Pittsburgh, which is infinitely worse.

This post has found more assholes than Charmin.

Collectively, four cats that are faded reminders of what once was.

Not exactly rising from the ashes, though.

Nice Haisley. Steal my post from the Klinsman thread, keep it in pending and make it your own. Sweet job at Deadspin.

no h/t to fomthe20thfloor who pasted this in a previous article?

I mean, to be fair, most of the original Patriots did too.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

I'm fine with it, because I have it on good authority that the woman is a Liverpool fan.

Well, that's where it really shines.

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

What baffles me about the steak story is the other people at the table who let this idiocy keep going. Were they as stupid as she was? Or were they part of her entourage and terrified that she'd fire them if they tried to correct her? "Remember what happened to River when she tried to explain that horseshoe crabs…

If one of these asshats is your friend, you're probably pretty shitty too.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

My job had a secret shopper come through who complained an employee of the store was wearing a t-shirt, jeans, had piercings, and refused to help them with anything. That employee and the store both were given a very low rating because of that.

Thankfully Cutler's kids won't have to deal with this, although that's because they died of polio as toddlers.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

I dunno, are they all gonna be pretentious, condescending assholes who address adults as "poor child"? Because frankly, I'd rather have a tub of dip.