You quote a character whose only existence is to setup the twist you seemingly hate, feels weird to me.

Yes. (I’ve seen it listed as both names).

Except the second half has the ending to the film, which is flippin’ fantastic. I mean, fuck, the sequence to the song from the score, Surface of the Sun, is just amazing. There’s a good goddamn reason that song gets used all the time now.

Sunshine is underrated at 4th. I’d even say it would be underrated at 4th in a list of best sci-fi movies, let alone just Danny Boyle movies.

Now they have Chris Broussard providing the closed captioning? They really are struggling to reduce expenses.

I think the only one that doesn’t work is GOVERNMENTREGULATIONS

Seriously, I don’t know why anyone would root for the Dodgers and their $314M payroll.

If St. Louis is just figuring out now that no one respects them, they’re even dumber than I thought.

They only have one stated position, which is that any clause that requires a coach to speak to anyone is voided.

There is the argument that simply being apolitical is right-wing in of itself. Since being apolitical calls for no change to the status quo, at heart it is a conservative philosophy.

The yellow one is heading out, the clear one is heading in.

I thought Deadspin’s stance was that fans aren’t allowed to root for teams that spent a few years intentionally sucking to get good. Wasn’t this plan by the Astros supposed to not work and they stay shitty forever?

Yes, because when you have a chance to put an injured QB again JJ Watt, you do that. What makes this even worse is even if they played Hasselbeck instead, they would still have the better QB.

Nah, you got this wrong, this one was more a “no article would have been written had Arsenal lost 2-0 and Rooney had a brace”.

Well, it was a whole bunch of Catholics to see the Pope that were packed into that Subway, so, Game recognizes Game, I guess...

I think there’s a pretty big difference between Nikki Sixx (to pick a random “rock star fucking groupies”) fucking a 17-year-old groupie and what Jared did. Now, if you want to say, boycott Jimmy Page, yeah, that’s about the same logic. Listening to Led Zepplin supports child molestation, sounds about right.

Wait, shouldn’t the winner be Wendy’s by default? Like, isn’t Subway DQ’d forever by the whole “we ignored that our main spokesman fucked underage girls on the regular”? Should it just be a permanent boycott, forever? Though I guess walking by the packed Subway in Philly on Pope weekend answered that question.

The joke makes less sense if she was his wife.

If only all his press conferences were solely about Wenger and how annoying he is.

“Priest only points gun at little boy.” Progress!