The joke makes less sense if she was his wife.

If only all his press conferences were solely about Wenger and how annoying he is.

“Priest only points gun at little boy.” Progress!

So he was innocent you say...

“Well, I’m sorry, but there was clearly defensive goaltending on that dunk.”

Those fucking Brits have to have a different way of spelling everything slightly different from us, the fucks.

The sadder part is it probably didn’t take a bribe.

Totally worth the Lakers pick. when you can trade what will probably be a top 5 pick for a point guard who doesn’t look to pass first but also can’t shoot, you do that every time.

Yeah, but that’s not liking both, I think the implication was that not liking both is perfectly fine, just liking one and not the other is weird.

This was a much better post when I had read it as Darren Rovell.

What are you talking about? Manchester is totally closer to Italy than Liverpool (AKA I will reload until De Sciglio does not want to leave after a decade with my team, 95 overall fullbacks are about the rarest of rare)

You’re thinking of Cincinnati.

I just made it 79 stars and I’m still disappointed in everyone.

Can’t it be about embarrassing and financially harming both?

Yeah, what about it? Have you been watching the NFL? This shit’s funnier than Chelsea’s title defense!

Well, do you know what would help in understanding? And I really do mean this in the least attacking way possible, not saying shit like this:

It’s more of a “why does what these people say even matter” sorta thing.

Dang, does this mean you have to do the Be a Pro campaign with the Nets? I’m totally going to ruin Spike’s narrative then. “Will you go with the scummy agent who wants you to test free agency? What’s that, you’ve said yes 52 times? Fuck Brooklyn?”

But why the “people are going to say mean things anyway” shoulder shrugging defense? I never get that reaction. People are doing something shitty, it shouldn’t be on us to just go, “whelp, guess I have to learn how to adjust my life to deal with angry shitheels” when “Hey, stop being so angry” makes a whole lot more…

...and instead you have to cry to everyone online