So what you’re saying is 3/5ths of your high school graduating class got a diploma from UCF? That’s a good rate!

I thought Gawker sites had a different method for handling blackmailers. Shouldn’t the audio have been posted immediately with some stupid headline like, “Marlins President sent player to minor leagues due to race”?

Thank you for your service.

I think Coyne does handle song-writing (not alone but has a handle in it), I’ve just always assumed the reason they sounds good is because they have Steven Drozd and Dave Fridmann. Coyne’s midlife crisis though has made wanting to like the band a fucking challenge though, he’s just a giant douche.

I think it’s when you compare it to a movie like Jurassic World that makes Mad Max so much better. Like, “Jurassic World, you’re also a popcorn action movie, why can’t you be less dull than Mad Max? Why does every scene of yours have to feel unnecessary?”

Yea, because that’s what the Yankees did. They outspent the league 10-1.

Well, that’s good and all that he wouldn’t destroy a cell phone, but he’s great at destroying steroid needles.

So... it means the NFC West will be spectacularly horrible this year and you’ll win the division at 5-11. I’d like to see that too. I have no rooting interest, I just love seeing teams with horrible records make the postseason.

Is it because he’s too “uppity” for many white fans?

Does anyone think the money given to paid firemen corrupts them relative to volunteer fire departments?

Vince Carter... almost, the guy was unsuccessful (which, I mean, is good).

Also, Kenwright has been feeling the heat from the fan-base about not spending money like some Russian oligarch.

Yeah, I like that Everton has their worst season in a decade and apparently 10th-14th is now their station in the league, but Arsenal, a team that is trying to become the definition of the 4th-place finish, finishes one spot higher and suddenly they’re supposed to be challenging Chelsea for the top spot?

I don’t get this. It’s not a Chocolate Thunder/White Chocolate via Adams/Jefferson thing since the quote isn’t exact. It wasn’t followed by “Also, I hate fun.” so... did you mean Jayson Williams?

That’s not actually Jim Grey, ya know.

I have a hard time feeling any sympathy for the man.

I think the argument is “he doesn’t recognize that as hate speech, because he’s an asshole.”

Haha, this guy misses an obvious joke because he had to be Captain Iactuallyknowwhatthefirstamendmentisfor and now he’s wishing violence on anyone who points that out. Thanks for being a REAL AMERICAN and calling him out.

Two years later-

“I hated the Holocaust, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for those Jews to die,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.