I think that besides the Indy area, underdog rooters, and Pats haters, no one wanted to see Indy in the Super Bowl. Sure, they have the Sky Ogre, who is awesome in every way, but that Super Bowl would have been as boring as the AFC Championship game. At least if the Pats or Seattle blows the other out, you get your…

And here I thought that the most interesting story about the Sixers was that other franchises are so bad that there are two teams worse than the team that's "trying to lose."

It really is heart-warming to see so many students out there in Happy Valley celebrating the reinstatement of wins in Joe Paterno's coaching career. I mean, just think, a few years ago when all the child-raping that he was ignoring was going on, they would have been children whose rapings were being ignored by such a…

Well, to be fair, one of those was in Jacksonville, so did it really happen?

How is this getting in with room to spare? This is the Deadspin Hall of Fame, not the Deadspin Hall of We got one or two posts about this the week it happened. If this happened in January of 2014, we're not even hearing a nomination let alone a clear induction.

I bet you if LeBron got hit with a puck like that, he'd be a lot more stunned, because seriously, who the fuck would be shooting a puck while he's playing?

I wonder how many FSU fans suddenly thought, "you know, he probably did rape that girl" when his falling backwards fumble was being returned for a touchdown.

But, but... free market and it's the purchaser's choice and GODDAMN IT! JUST LET ME EXPLOIT PEOPLE FOR MONEY, YOU NAZI-COMMIE!

His fist is a big as his head.

You know, I was going to say that this made no sense until google auto-completed "what percentage of nurses are" with "male" "female" then "Filipino" so I guess that is a stereotype. The number was approximately 20% in California per the first google result. Learn something new, I guess. Though the next one was "are…

Well, one person has already made the "What guy hasn't shown his buddies pictures or videos girls have sent him?" argument. The answer is, like always, "guys that aren't scummy or so insecure that they have to constantly prove to friends that girls might like them"

Well, that's the thing, "draft Kevin Durant" is the best method for building a champion (wherein "Kevin Durant" means "in the argument for best player in the league" since he hasn't won one yet). Outside of two teams (2004 Pistons, and I'm arguing 2008 Celtics), every other championship team since 1979 Sonics has…

Drunk with second-round picks apparently.

Ah yes, that Grizzlies team that never pulled a hard reset by trading Pau Gasol and bottoming out for three years? Or that Mavericks team that never had to hard reset because they had an All-Time great? Or the Rockets team that managed to fleece another team for a superstar right as their previous superstar was…

I assume it's Sam Morin since the guy looks nearly 7-feet.

Where did it ever say he was the first black person on ESPN? I mean, I know the 4 seconds it took me to find the relevant sentence was a whole lot, so I guess I can forgive you for getting this wrong:

The sports site SB Nation actually uses one, everything ends up going a lot smoother.

Ah, see, I read it as "so bitter about the call that the forward progress of time was temporarily forgotten"

But he's Brady?

I looked in the mirror; I wasn't as fat as Chris Christie, so per his brother I guess it's ok to say: HAHA, HE'S FAT! FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!