“I want God, I want poetry, I want danger, I want freedom, I want sin,” Chinook said as he left the only world he has known, and sought the brave new world of the wild. Later, having seen the dystopian reality of Los Angeles, Chinook was found sadly lamenting “I ate civilization. It poisoned me; I was defiled. And…

If this story taught you anything it should teach you that if they want to charge you they’ll find a way.