lol ok

the tags on this are good.

I hate how lotion feels 100% but I still have to use it sometimes. I can’t even snark shit like this, I need it.

Probably D. But maybe A or C.

I believe she’s going for alliteration?

I actually had people reading books to their daughter next to me the other day. It was cute. I always wear headphones so I don’t really care.

I don’t really care about Entourage (and I thought this would be more amusing and less just sad??) but the quattroporte isn’t a coupe. It’s literally in the name that it’s not a coupe. Or is that a joke? I don’t get any of this.

Ha, this is the sort of thing I have to try at least once. And then maybe try mixing with gin. I’ll check the next 7/11 I see I guess.

I didn’t know lime cucumber gatorade was a thing until I read that little blurb... where do I even find that?

if you plan your wedding 9-10 months ahead of your sisters wedding specifically so you can get married first, it’s weird. i guess it was nice of the sister to plan it very quickly but it’s still weird.

that’s not what i’m saying.

ha fair enough

I think if you put together a small wedding, in two months, immediately after your sister gets engaged, it’s worth considering what motives are behind it.

It’s weird to me that everyone is replying about how small weddings are just fine thank you very much and not wow that’s obnoxious that the older sister haaaad to get married before the younger sister.

I love heat wave! Though I have it because at one point I had a red streak in my hair and went to Sephora and asked for the closest red lipstick to my hair color.

Both my flatmate and I started receiving teen vogue in the mail without subscribing for it (to our knowledge) a couple months ago, so occasionally I flip through it.

I like the idea of a lot of the stuff J. Crew makes, but I don’t really dress in that style (whatever that is?) and it is way too expensive. They have insane sales all the time, so it’s not like they need that much markup.

The Dunkin Donuts near me has an annoying intersection to cross so I always go to the nicer coffee shop instead. But I like Dunkin’s breakfast sandwiches far more than is necessarily right.

I want to clarify my “it depends if I’m hungover,” with the fact that hungover me definitely is going for the regs BEC.

ha, this post is super pleasing