that gif is generally how i feel when jenny mccarthy talks

no i think his mom is shipping him with an adult woman.

jenny mccarthy scares me

i really enjoy the post script deal on this comment

what

fair point

this story is great to me mainly because it doesn't involve any sort of marine life.

lol

i'm so confused when did you change you name

I have a pair of under armor shorts in nearly the same cut but they're neon yellow.

One of the links to what guys think about makeup has a quote about dark lipstick seeming scary. I might have to incorporate a nice dark red or plum into my daily routine.

That tag is too good

Ugh I was actually bothered by that commercial when I saw it, so I'm glad they got made fun of for it.

ugh but the logo and color are both pretty terrible. like what the hell could they at least put some effort in?

whiskey is pretty great

I have so many makeup/skincare products I don't use. I managed to get rid of some of them when I moved a few months ago but it's still ridiculous.

Oh yeah, I just googled it, but I do get that most people who study that deeply probably have reasons for doing so. I just had always thought that even though the stories in the gospel are disputed, an actual person existed.

very well, you definitely know more about it than i do

But like... most people who study that stuff agree that he existed??

this is revenge for writing about the app!!!