subpar does not mean what you think it means.

She does!!!

I have no idea who Adrienne Ho is, but this is spot on.

And, this piece is like the hallmark of not being able to win, no matter what you wear.

Whatevs. I like that dress, Michael Kors or not.

Why does Iggy Azalea's face look so weird? Like, sometimes, it almost looks like a normal face, but... Is it her makeup? Does she dye her hair?

Duh, food has texture. People who freak out about it are dumb though.

Haha, yeah, that's like hair styles in magazines. Not going to work.

I feel that. Frizz bothers me a lot but I'm kind of starting to realize that I notice anything with my hair waaaaay more than anyone else, so it isn't that big of a deal.

I use a product because I think it helps with frizz, but honestly my current hair stylist is my favorite person.

Haha, well it took me a good while for sure. And still every time I change the cut a bit I go through a period of freaking out a little.

Yeah, you definitely have a lot more room to experiment and figure out what works when you're in control.

That is the truth of it.

Eh. Having curly hair was the worst when I was younger, but I like it a ton now.

Nah, I like peanuts and oranges. If I wanted either of those I would eat them.

Texture people are the worst though. And you're one of them.

Peanut butter is pretty much the best food. But it's a waste to care about what kind of peanut butter anyone else eats.

Ugh I had Bud the other day because it was free and I gave up halfway through the can. Not worth it.

We generally get boston lager for people who aren't interested in fancy and then a couple things we want that maybe some other people would. But, if you didn't guess, this is in Massachusetts, so your mileage may vary.

I want to like La Fin du Monde a lot but I just really like the name.