Why does our society have such a hard time with the concept of "consent"? Is it because we still don't believe women are actual people, and not just livestock/property? Seriously, get it the fuck together, US.

That poor little Vulcan child. So young and impressionable.

It moved! It's eating something!! I'm so excited right now - and I feel stupid.

I might be the only one to think this, but Tweet Beat officially has Too Many Damn Tweets. They ain't all that special, so curate that shit a little more. We know Donald Trump is a bloated hairy asshole and that the Real Housewives of everywhere are doing things all the damn time, so leave that crap out unless it's…

Of course media portrayals influence girls. I remember back in the '70s talking with a friend about how Charlie's Angels had us both considering becoming police officers. Not a career that would actually suit me, but there are plenty of female officers now, unlike then.

Whenever I hear "programming is for guys" I get really annoyed, because historically, programming was a woman's job - it was only in the 1970's that men started to be employed as programmers more and more.

I've seen that display first-hand, and I can tell you without hesitation that it is disgusting. Vile. Far below even the lowest standards of decency.

I mean, the fake blood contains corn syrup, the surgical tubing is *not* recyclable, and the pumpkins aren't even artisanally-grown!

Unfit for Brooklyn indeed.

Wait, wait spanx are more embarrassing than period stained underwear? I'd downgrade spanx to 4 or possibly 5! Everyone wears spanx these days!

I love my wife. And I will never, EVER, poop in her presence.*

Sometimes, it' s better to take a slug of whiskey and donate a few bucks to the Human Rights Campaign than to argue.

I get really annoyed when people misuse freedom of speech claims.

This, so much. The job market is so good right now, why would anyone stick with a crappy job just because it lets them afford to "eat" and "pay rent"? Idiots.

I worked for a complete shitbag of a human being, whose transgressions are far too numerous to recount here, but I'll lead with the fact that when you would go to lunch with him, he would actually eat food off of your plate without asking.

I'm sure it's difficult to find a female employee who fits in with your company culture when your company culture contains a sizable amount of misogyny.

"If my neighbors don't like my loud music, I really, really would like them to knock on my door and politely say something—that's all they need to do."