$50k, 4 doors, and eight cylinders? I think the answer is 2 Miatas.

Who, me? Never.

I mean, it’s great for lower ranking officers too...

“not a bad choice for a general-use city tank”

I do not apologize for the music...

How many dates does one go on with Elon Musk before he takes you home to meet his mothership?

Meh, it’s a Jeep. Toss some new lubricant in, slap her back together and she’s good for another 100,000 miles or so. Plus it’s an old Jeep. How often you going to use 3rd gear? Never, that’s how often. Reverse? What does it weigh, about 2,500lbs? You got legs, that’s reverse. Kinda Jeep owner are you anyway?

Good gravy, is that underwater?

Spy photo of the shift control from the 2018 Spinal Tap edition Civic Hatch

I’m not an engineer. But if dual-clutch is better than single-clutch, then triple-clutch has to be betterer than anything which clutches less.

Haters can hate. I’ll miss my Wicked White Evo X forever. It was a blast to drive. It always begged me to beat on it harder. I only used launch control twice after reading how much a new transmission costs, but knowing that a little two liter four banger can light up four wheels will always amaze me. I put 30k trouble…

It came from my braaaaaaaain.

*Leicester City

I don’t trust your eyes, either.