“Bottoms up, and the devil laughs.” She’s not the only one.

Is this one of the Jeeps prone to having their roof liners set on fire? Suddenly less bothered about this particular one, if that’s the case.

I don’t hate any cars, it’s many of the drivers on the road that I don’t care for.

Prepare your trade-in-price anuses for the hundreds of thousands of cars coming off-lease this year.

Eh - as long as they’re having fun and not putting anyone else at risk I don’t mind it.

I’ve bought 2 and sold 2 cars in the last 12 months (yeah, I’m stupid), so I’ve done a fair amount of test driving. By far the most numb, horrible thing I’ve driven was a dealer-lent Passat (with the I5 in it, I believe) that I had for about a week while I was getting my second DPF replaced in my now-gone Golf TDI. I…

This could result in the most hilarious libel suit ever.

I like my watches, just don’t understand the auto-brand-watch fads - but I imagine the AMG fanboys would eat that shit up.

Can you buy a matching wrist-watch version? Because if not they’re missing revenue opportunities.

Wow, it’s tolerably designed!

God bless him - because if I had his time, money, and collection, none of you would hear about it. I’d be a giddy recluse, hidden away in my mansion and garages, sharing it only with my closest of friends.

Biggest mistake I made this year: volunteering to maintain the TDI beat when the diesel scandal broke.

This article needs more photos of them not appearing to be the perfect couple and putting us all to shame. If you’re going to play in the celebrity gossip field I’m going to need you to step up your paparazzi game, Jalopnik.

Does French Canadian count? French Canadians absolutely slay me.

“Is _____ really a _____ article?” comments always crack me up. Look at you, here, clicking and commenting on said article, making them money and such.

I bet he gives awesome hugs.

Throw in an apostrophe and print it on a t-shirt and make that money!

I forgot - now I’m pissed again.

This one’s got it. I had nothing but trouble out of my TDI but there was never a doubt that, outside of the powertrain, the vehicle was well built.

I drive to a lot of places, I don’t want to take 5-10 shits a day, fuck that. I can do a lot with an ‘83 Marquis.