I’m on the same page with you, the cleaner the better for me, but I appreciate that some folks have emotional attachments to certain eras of race cars and their stickers/paint jobs/what have you.

Holy crap it already exists:

Dorito rotary engine?

I might have to check it out!

Second Gear/Neutral: Take that turbo 4 out of those fat pig Camaros and put them where they belong - in Sonics. Market them as Sonic Booms. Set the hot hatch world ablaze. Thank me later.

Possibly if your down payment is for half of the new value of the car.

Is FF hard to get into? I’ve played a lot of MMOs and the old FF games but none of their online stuff (last new FF I played was 10) ... trying to decide if it’s worth learning a new system and such.

Upon closer examination, I see them now - thanks for pointing that out. I was starting to wonder if driving in your socks was something people did ...

I would enjoy the video better if there were no music. Also, socks do make pretty good driving shoes.

He claims his wife wrote it.

They have a government publication named Sputnik ... really clinging onto that one, aren’t they?

I can appreciate it without thinking it’s worth it.

Do you guys have some sort of partnership with Automotive News?

Could have just tipped one of the porta-johns over and put it out with blue goop and biker waste.

Single quotes in title, bro. Wasted ink, column space, yo.

I want to say, “I’m going to boycott watching FIFA-sponsored events until they fix the human rights situation,” but I’m not sure how well I’ll be able to hold out during the World Cup - and because of that, I feel like a turd.

The sales for FR-S and BRZ vehicles have certainly been anything but a pure disappointment - I think they’ve sold just about as many as they would expect to, considering it was never meant to be a high-volume vehicle. They wouldn’t keep making them if they weren’t selling. I can’t speak for the 370Z as that’s in a bit…

I’ve heard some automakers make their cars in batches of similar color/options - so if you ordered a white GTI this month but they were shipping out a lot of black and red ones then you might have to wait until they start churning out white ones again. It’s not exactly cost effective to make each vehicle as soon as…

With my less-than-perfect depth perception I would probably annihilate something - I was thinking the whole time, though, “say something about parallel parking, say something about parallel parking.”

Before Jalopnik I only knew you from Autotrader press releases.