That is the first stop I’m making when I win the lottery.

I’m aware I’m digging up some old shit here but I saw one of these in the wild for the first time ever during my commute this morning and it was so pristine it looked like it could have been brand new.

I understand the need for safety tech, that’s an unfortunate given, but I’m not a big fan of the styling. They could make both the sedan and the hatch much less gaudy than the concepts they’ve shown recently. Would you agree?

How do you post about a longtail and not have one full ass shot? This hurts me, Orlove.

I’d rather them remake this with modern technologies incorporated than sell that bloated, green monstrosity.

If this is just a well-timed, perfectly executed, elaborate April Fool’s joke, bravo, well done. If not - meh, well, still bravo, well done.

"innit" - for some reason, that hit me hard.

This will come to the US, but won’t be an S660. They’ll throw in the 1L engine they’re talking about for the EU and market it as the S1000. 1000 Jalop-Editions will be available at launch with a 50 percent deposit. They will all be brown.

I would gladly eat my McDonald’s in this car.

I also read this - and I hope you’re (they’re) right.

They still terrify me.

That joke gives you just about as much experience as the new host of The Daily Show.

Make it happen, Honda - and you can have my Accord back and CPO the hell out of it. Win/win!

Considering the reports I've read that have said that Smart loses several thousand dollars on every Fortwo it sells (at least that has been the case in recent years) that might not be the best basis to set an argument on.

Reading just its numbers wouldn't have swayed me a bit - but looking at it I'm thinking it could be a lot of fun. Wish automakers would bring more small, fun cars to the market in the U.S.

Having accomplished at this (picking and buying a ring) but also having a relationship die, I would like to know the rule of thumb, if there is one, for what happens to the ring if the relationship dies before you actually get married.

Does she have a sister?

I can't wait to test drive one of these. I may not be in the market by the time these hit lots but at the very least I want to see if it feels as good as it looks.

I test drove a V6 Camry for shits and gigs and for a V6 it felt very unresponsive for what the numbers on paper said it had under the hood.

Plus the mic pops out if you don't want to use it (or it's in your way).