I don't think they'll be able to afford take-out or deliveries for a while.

I think they're rounding up - the bill was $42 and some change? So the money back would be 7 dollars and some change? I have no idea, journalists aren't historically good at math.

Beat me to it.

That's fucked up, I hate people.

"Dickery boomeranged" - this was worth reading.

My golden rule is to never mess with anyone that prepares food or drinks. People are vindictive - you won't think you're so cool when you're sitting on the toilet shitting your brains out because you got pissy with the service staff and someone put a sizable portion of Visine in your drink and scratched dandruff…

I'm not a fan of the silver bars that they've been prone to cramming into a lot of their grills.

I certainly don't speak for everyone but I care a great deal more about reviews than debuts - as long as the design is good and the performance is there I could probably not care much less about how they get the initial message out. In this situation, the fact it is actually making progress is what surprises me. I…

"It can't be true, I wrote a story about it." Yeah, haven't heard that one before.

Your lede is spot on - I learned this the hard way. Because I'm an idiot.

BREAKING: Ostentatious Vehicle Features Ostentatious Badging

The dealer I test drove an Abarth with has been sending me emails about this car constantly. Why? I don't know, despite the fact it's the only thing that's not a 500 that he can sell.

Don't feed the trolls. Then they keep coming back.

My Accord got 11-20 percent - somethin's broke.

Timed run, takes the time to name himself WooperZ

This guy has great friends.

It's at this point I'd likely argue that just because you're not relating to it that doesn't mean there aren't a ton of people out there that do - is it because you have an issue you want responded to by the doctor or because you think the topics chosen are too extreme to be relevant to a wide audience? I'd say this…

This is true - just about every time I get really good at just being me, someone comes along and wants to make it "we." There's likely a correlation between those two.

I'd imagine the people submitting the most depressing inquiries are likely the ones that need it most, wouldn't you say?

I had no idea it was no longer available - been on my phone, barely used, for a long time. I don't see the appeal, though.