This is some uber dorky sci-fi fan fic.

The Elio is not an EV (though it is supposed to be highly efficient). They’ve made upgrades, but it’s basically using the three cylinder engine from the Geo Metro IIRC.

Not that much more than a gas powered car. From resources to end of life of the car an electric car on average produces at least 50% less emissions.

Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.

Dario “fount out”?! Find that paragraph, and replace “Are” with “Our” and you’re good to go.

Other than that, you are living the life. Keep it up! #endofspellingnsdap

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

do you really want me to write “yes, the digital is bad”

He didn’t install the 6 point harness yet, he said he’s going to fit a roll bar first.

I don’t think that’s an issue. If you don’t pay CT sales tax, you are required to pay a use tax of the same amount when registering.

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Little short on the “being a dick” quota this week?

Completely unrelated. How about actually posting what car your “What car should I buy I’m <insert situation here” client ended up buying? You ask for a ton of advice but never tell us their final decision. I’m not asking for the car’s VIN, just what they bought. As it is, it just seems like you’re soliciting advice…

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

These forever-scrolling blogs are a freaking packaging nightmare.

Boston to Somerset to Fall River to Providence?

Exactly, can these car blogs/news sites please stop reporting on car news. Its getting old already.

Look man.... I don’t like it any more than yo do, but I’m in too deep at this point. Two...okay three more videos and then after launch, no one will talk about this car ever again. I promise :D

Forget the El Camino and Chicken Selects. What about my Szechuan sauce?

This just got Waymo interesting.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.