Here's a list of my celebrity friends:

Hey, let’s greatly reduce the cost of tuition.

She’s 15 and he’s 26. It’s statutory rape, and I’ve never heard “somebody’s baby” after without feeling gross.

What in the livid fuck is an acid washed email?

I'm satisfied. I enjoyed it. 

I'm def

WHY ARE THERE ONLY 2 COMMENTS IN THESE COMMENTS. A TRAVESTY.

the way he was lording his pregnant mistress around made me feel for camille grammar (!)

we get it, you saw spiderverse.

I want to know what the hell is in the water in Virginia. Missy, Tim, Teddy, Pharrell?

That is insaaaaaane 

First of all, why aren’t there more comments.

thanks to her, we got a democratic senator.

This song is silken. Luther is a pure heavenly conduit.

This is one release that excites me (I don't have tidal, so, still waiting). I know "Noon Rendezvous" is going to break my heart.

“I’ll give it away.”

Sir. I can't pull for a cricket looking fellow who makes me sympathize with a Kard@$%!@n.

Remember brandy punched ol boy's eye out.

HAPPY PRINCEMAS!!!!! i cannot WAIT to hear his recording of noon rendezvous.

IMMATURE? not even kashif and me’lisa morgan??