Rihanna is the perfect example of how this is about age. She is an actual auntie, but no one except her niece and niece's parents would call her that. You wouldn't call someone auntie unless she was older than you and as y'all so eloquently explained (and patriarchy as a whole reinforces the disposability of older…

There was a large bowl of pasta salad at my cousin's graduation party that sat untouched. My aunt asked why no one was eating it and I launched into "oh it's not great, it's pretty bland" and the look on her face... it hit me that she made it. She pulled the wooden spoon out of the bowl and proceeded to chase me…

Naah I don’t like relish at all. I will add a smattering of hot sauce to the filling. I have over salted, but it’s only happened on xmas eve and everyone is drinking anyway.

I've bitten into too many with relish.

Hey do I know you from the prince boards?

I am white and have attended many cookouts. I’ve learned about yock and the crispiest fish straight out of the grease. I’ve delighted in the cooler full of spiked water ice. I’ve never sampled the old grand dad at the card table. And I will never understand the cold fried chicken on which the breading has become moist…

First of all those men were immeasurably lucky to breathe Lisa Bonet’s air. She *made* Romeo Blue (Romeo Who?). AND HE CHEATED ON HER WITH INGRID CHAVEZ? INGRID BAGGED BOTH PRINCE AND LENNY. (Who cares tho.)

i don’t see how that’s possible.

i could never make this stick. i’m DVRing the last season (like you, i tried to binge, but HBO has the nerve to CHARGE?? when i’m paying for their service already?) but i feel like i should maybe just delete all.

my kid was burning my ears about this all weekend but there was an element of catfishing to the story she told me. 

SWV were a whole movement. I just got transported back to "Anything" with Wu Tang blasting in my champagne Nissan Altima. 

i appreciate the intent but the anniversary of his transformation is still too painful for a lot of us.

j lo continues to put out lush, lavish videos. i don’t really ever seem to hear the songs on the sirius, so i wonder, no shade, who’s paying for the videos?

white people can dance sometimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UlhLd76IzQok do you hate “overnight scenario” or “the waterdance” more

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POSIT THAT PHISH IS WHITE PEOPLE’S GO-GO!!!

Who *doesn’t* love go-go*? Uber whites who LOVE to unrhythmically sway at any outdoor jam band should dig it.

How can you build your entire career telling celebrities' most intimate secrets, yet stonewall when it's your life? She could own this. It's completely inauthentic. Stiletto, meet other foot.

Unless there’s photographic evidence of him whipping his nuts out and rubbing them all over a nonconsenting adult, can we let this go? We’ve seen hundreds of examples and maybe 15% of them were unwanted. “It was uncomfortable, but it wasn’t sexual” we got it, next.

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