as i said over on jez:

FUUUUUUUUCK HIM.

I like some Maroon 5 shit; still sappy for "she will be loved" & him with Kelly Preston is the hotness. I hope she thetan'd him real good.

I had high hopes for Green / McBride, in that they may actually make me like a horror flick. Alas. I'll rewatch Vice Principals (it's better for everyone).

Dwight and Angela were the true love story all along. 

i can’t wait for DEM BABIES!!!! ™️ Mariah

i think they’ll have blonde babies. ginger + brunette tends to lean blonde.

the finale, however, was perfect.

yeahhhh Office Original made me squirm a lot more than American Office. i vastly prefer American Office.

How very dare he. That clown isn’t fit to clean prince’s sewer.

Because fuck him.

I was in a nightclub in the 90s that was broadcasting live on the radio. The DJ walked around with a mic, talking to various people (I “knew” him). When he put the mic in my face I rapped the opening bars of the original salt n’ pepa classic. I think I got to “I’ll be your butcher if you got beef” before he took it…

OH. Here was a bright, shining bit of levity on Thursday. I love Bardi.

I spent 10 am - 7 PM glued to my couch, watching the hearing, being proud of my senator, and taking inventory of my memories of being violated. Of jumping out of a moving car to escape a guy who was drunkenly groping me. I snatched a $20 bill from his cupholder on the way out.

His resting mouth is a puckered asshole. 

I hope Cardi feels some kinda way legitimately, and not because of fan static. And I hope she gets her space and opportunity if so because (if so) NICKI’S BEEN SELLING WOLF TICKETS AND TIME FOR CARDI TO CASH IN.

As my daughter says, "every day is an opportunity." Kroeger should be so lucky.

I HOPE HER BIRTH WAS AS MAGICAL AND EARTH SHATTERING AS WHEN GRACE JONES GAVE BIRTH TO STRANGE’

Kris makes kim bottle her daily ass regret tears for her next fragrance, "Krystal Kontemplation".

WE’RE FROM PHILLY