But, the texture! Allan! Sometimes I think it’s celery hidden in a tuna sandwich or potato salad! SURPRISE! Crunchy disgusting garbage!

Ah, the impass(es).

This is wrong for the same reason sweet pickles are so, so wrong.

why?

helpful! there should be! 

Is there *an* article on this site collective about kerri evelyn harris? Search returns none. I voted for her today and it was exciting. 

It’s a museum. Despite reports that he was going to open it to the public himself, I’m not feeling it at all. Paisley Park was all about LIFE.

Everyone go listen to "The Dance" on 3121 and prepare to have your life destroyed. 

Wow I love that. My grandmother knit so many beautiful sweaters over the years. She passed in May, sadly. Your awesome sweater reminds me of her.

I feel eh but not because of my take. My take is amazing and I have the intestinal fortitude to stand by it.

GTFO summer. Git!

platinum ovaries

Dear Rainbow,

the first in a series.  stay tuned for CHUM.

Ooh do shade...

Duke looks like the joker when he put on a ton of foundation to cover up his joker face. Did he get dunked in a vat of acid?

I’ve been obsessed with the details of the movie they were in, and I’m sad and sickened. The photo gallery on IMDb and photos from the wrap party turn my stomach.

In roger ebert’s review, he says “the child is abused for 98 minutes” and more disturbingly:

“For young actors, there is not a clear distinction between…

I just looked through the photo gallery for that movie on IMDb and I genuinely want to know if the sprouse twins are okay.

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