HE WASN’T EVEN REACHING FOR TIFFANY. HE WAS POINTING AT AND REACHING FOR SOMEONE ELSE, WHOM SHE TURNED AND AWKWARDLY SMILED AT BECAUSE HER FATHER WAS REACHING PAST HER. ALWAYS REACHING PAST HER.

the tweets are gone but cat marnell definitely followed this thread on some kanye-art-piece trail.

...maternity outfits?

While you slept, the promise was unkept
But your faith was as sure as the stars
Now you’re free, and the world has come to see
Just how proud and beautiful you are

“Michelle knows the only thing that narcissistic clown loves more than the sound of his own voice is the sound of his name and as a result, she gave him nothing.”

before lindsay’s handle was officially “lindsaylohan” she had an earlier twitter account (i forget the handle) and she had epic, fantastic rants re: sam ronson.

It is a correct and fantastic thought, Mr. Finger.

did they just plug someone else in for #21? that’s clearly not beyonce.

opiates allow me to function without wanting to decapitate a baby.

we all know that “lemonade” line is from DWYCK, right?

i am biting this so hard.

Toilet face with a raw ham from giant foods booty

I love how she has to change the entire dynamic and sit on the left. Diva.

don’t nobody talk bad about my baby cesar.

“She was very headstrong cos she knew she was the finest woman in the world. She never missed an opportunity to tell you that.”

please make “makes you think” (including the quantifying rating) a running column. thank you.

storm clouds a-brewin’ on twitter with kathleen madigan and wendy liebman asserting that schumer lifted a fuckton (approx.) of their material. bummer.

it’s beckon call.

to those who doubt, to those who don’t live here, didn’t attend a memorial service/ stay glued to the live feed because this is your home, and the bidens are *your* family, i can tell you, this is about grief.

“crashing” at someone’s “place”.