Goddamn. Calling your governor out at a Starbucks is one thing, but this woman dares to give her email out in mother fucking YouTube comments. That is a bad bitch if there ever was one.

A homophobic bigot with an anger problem that once had a a very minor quasi-rap hit, who is loved by white women who normally don’t listed to rap music. Here most notable cultural achievement is probably being one of the last d-list celebrities given the chance to pose nude for Playboy. Also someone who apparently…

Calm down there, Satan.

After a while it gets boring bringing your trucks to the same spot at the far end of the Walmart parking lot and you start thinking “guys, what if maybe there’s more to life”

Atheist, tattooed, 5'5" and fuck all of that.

I want to cuddle, yes, but I also want to be in my PJ pants watching Roseanne re-runs eating popcorn. This guy is a pretentious douche.

If there was some guarantee the he wasn't an ax murderer, I would love to go in his house, sit on his bed, and immediately start cutting my toenails while eating a box of non-organic Twinkies.

"Thermoses" looks like the name of an Egyptian Pharaoh to me.