Actually Thanksgiving is pretty fun, he refuses to attend because we're not vegan.

Nope. They do genuinely believe every word they're saying. I have firsthand experience, sad to say.

Oh no, trust me, they're definitely vegans. One of the pallbearers in the video is actually my brother. He's never really been the sort to settle for anything less than ideological purity. It's unimaginably frustrating to deal with.

It can't just be me, but "Gothard" totally sounds like a gay sex camp.

Ugh. This is the cult that's gotten its hooks into my brother. They basically don't allow their members to associate with people who are consuming animal products, as far as I can tell.

Let's see:

Took a bus to Pittsburgh. The guy turned out to be a neo-Nazi with a 3" dick. And a drinking problem.

Punching up versus punching down.

The core of Christianity is asserting the right to inflict their worldview and values on non-consenting others, though. It's called "evangelism".

Oh look, another straight guy who thinks it's appropriate to tell gay people how to act! :-|

My anecdotal experience matches your anecdotal experience. I consider it data.

Basically they believe anything that makes you happy is a sin. This life is supposed to be filled with toil and pain, because that's what their god wants.

Windows Phone recognizes 'Vagina'. But hilariously, 'Cunt' auto-corrects to 'Dinner'.

No, that's frotteurism, which is a fetish for specifically doing it to a non-consensual person. Frottage is simply dry-humping, and can be consensual fun for all parties involved.

That looks amazing! the one in the article looks way too claustrophobic and uncomfortable.

That was my first thought, as well.

People show their true faces to people who aren't allowed to retaliate? Basically, the only things worth knowing about a person are revealed by how they treat service people.

Nope. Club Nintendo is down.

I never understand. Where are you ladies finding these guys?! My boyfriends and fiance and friends and relatives aren't these guys, yet they are in relationships. Add on top of it that women are much more likely to stay single once they hit a certain age. I know I don't have to work hard to point out flaws in these…

Well that's just Salinas, really. That's just the kind of town it *is*.