Penny Sillin?

She really really does. Alaska Thunderfuck is already taken, so...Serena Joy?

I sort of think 'ability to cook' is more of a mandatory life skill for every human, to be honest.

That's fair enough. And yeah, comparison to Hitler is a little overblown.

Eh. Would it be better if she didn't think about it?

Yeah, the makers of Movie 43 knew they were making a piece of shit when they made it, which I think is kind of 'cheating' in a way. I sort of think a Razzie-winner should be a movie where the people involved were legitimately trying to make a good movie, but they just failed utterly.

1. Because it's fun.

I think if she outright said "I want $6000 so I can fuck around on my bike for a few months" I'd have more respect for her scheme. As it is, she's making a mockery of the very real commitment that actual people feel towards each other, and combining it with half-baked pseudo-academic nonsense.

The bike-marriage is the least ridiculous part of her plan, so that's what people are concentrating on. I think.

As someone who only recently gained the right to marry the person I love, I am side-eyeing this *so*hard...

I actually would watch that last one.

I sort of think that why people do the right thing is not really important. What matters is that they do the right thing at all.

Yep. When it comes to searching for porn, Bing is definitely the superior search engine.

The Ouya, of course. The Wii U, maligned as it is, does have some amazing exclusives available for it. The Ouya has...? Seriously, I have no idea why anyone would buy an Ouya.

Agreed. That movie had a completely evil 'moral' to it.

Yes, but wasn't Gabe's problem with Windows 8 the existence of the Windows Store, as a potential competitor to Steam?

He does have the look of someone who's never received an unpaid-for blowjob.

Exactly. It's okay to out someone like Aaron Schock, who literally has made a career out of harming gay people; I'd even say it'd be immoral to not out such people. But outing celebrities who are only trying to have a private life is a scummy thing to do.

AKA, "what drug-addled parents are naming their kids this year."

The 'Q' is, I think, sometimes Queer, sometimes Questioning. Sometimes the Q is there twice. Also, sometimes there are A's for Allies and Asexuals. Also sometimes an I for the intersexed. I'm a little surprised they haven't added a second G for Genderqueer or a P for Pansexual. I sort of think that LGBT by itself…