Porsche had quietly let EA’s exclusive license expire because it was less than ideal

The fall hazard alone would requires signage for pedestrians. This was likely installed prior to more stringent development codes and ADA and Uniform Building Code.

Definitely needs some bollards. And these two hayseeds need self driving cars.

agreed.... tho i do think if your reaction to falling off a loading dock with your car is what was that? maaybe you should have a good long think about wether or not you should drive.

It’s easy to pile on the driver for not looking where they’re going, but on the other hand, that’s a really shitty place for a loading dock, and I could see how someone might miss it if they were staring up at the building walls.

Yeah, whoever owns that is buying her a new car.

I coulda sworn this was the turn for country kitchen buffet

Oh yeah? Well look at the engine in Jay Lenos Tank Car! UGHHHH CIRCLE JERK MUH V8 IS BETTER THAN YER V8 UGHHHHHHHH MURICAN MUSCLE IS BEST MUSCLE GOTTA CARBURETOR ALL THE THINGS SCREW DIRECT INJECTION UGHHH NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT

Who cares. At 8,300 RPM A TDI would puke out its guts. And it’s about the experience, not the speed. You can get drunk off Pabst or champagne...your choice.

585 cubic inches is over 9.5 liters, almost twice the size of the M5's engine which is a 5 liter v10. Its a silly comparison.

N54 with a tune: “300 lb ft, oh that’s cute. Bless your heart!”

I feel like this is a joke... but maybe not.

It would have jumped farther had it not been for the downforce created by that wing.

Do you want to lend Valve your tanto so they can commit seppuku?

No, it wasn’t “out of nowhere.” He was blocking on the play and that is, as shitty as the move is, a perfectly legal block. Likewise with TJ Ward’s kneecap human missile tackle - legal but assholish behavior.

I know boston has a policy (well I was told by a cop they did) that if a T bus hits you it’s basically always your fault... I hate those drivers. I hate all boston city vehicle drivers actually.

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

No hypocrisy whatsoever.

I remember a time Dick Butkus hit Gale Sayers, in the back, with a truncheon, before the ball had even been punted, and he was ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?