That paragraph made me rack my head a few times too, until I finally got it.

1. This is fucking amazing.

FIFY. The fact he said “good riddance” suggests he didn’t share your enthusiasm.

I don’t know if this was good customer service. Nothing happened until after he posted publically.

Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:

I gotta say that was one of the most sincere apologies I’ve witnessed.

Oh no, $1.2 million split between five executives. However will they avoid bankruptcy...

Jeff Gordon. Multiple championship winner, recently retired, all the Americaness that MB/AMG needs.

Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn’t this suit mean that Briles has to now prove that he didn’t know? Or is the burden on the other side?

meh just put lauda back in the car.... he’s always telling everyone what they’re doing wrong... go on niki show em how its done.

Angels GM: After reviewing your MRI, we saw something with your right arm that we think might create serious issues with your ability to pitch in the future.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

Please tell me he did not punch that t-rex?! Because it would end really bad for the t-rex.

Inject needle - extract DNA - fill in gaps with frog DNA - billions.

The two Andy's could be a movie.

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!

Reaching to find something to be offended about is usually reserved for the Jezebel readers/writers.

You'll excuse me if I defer to the fossil evidence here. Unless you're talking about the present round of civilizations.

No. It turns out that circle with more people in it than anywhere else do more damage than anyone else. Go figure.

Because space car.