Who cares. At 8,300 RPM A TDI would puke out its guts. And it’s about the experience, not the speed. You can get drunk off Pabst or champagne...your choice.

585 cubic inches is over 9.5 liters, almost twice the size of the M5's engine which is a 5 liter v10. Its a silly comparison.

N54 with a tune: “300 lb ft, oh that’s cute. Bless your heart!”

I feel like this is a joke... but maybe not.

It would have jumped farther had it not been for the downforce created by that wing.

Do you want to lend Valve your tanto so they can commit seppuku?

No, it wasn’t “out of nowhere.” He was blocking on the play and that is, as shitty as the move is, a perfectly legal block. Likewise with TJ Ward’s kneecap human missile tackle - legal but assholish behavior.

I know boston has a policy (well I was told by a cop they did) that if a T bus hits you it’s basically always your fault... I hate those drivers. I hate all boston city vehicle drivers actually.

The driver sounds drunk. What if he was just calling him a “huge cocksucker”?

I’m mildly curious as to whether there was some indication as to the fact that our friend Matt was Jewish (i.e. a yarmulke), or whether this toolshed in the plow just refers to anyone in he doesn’t like/anyone in a luxury car as a “Jew”.

This is probably the same snowplow driver.

You mean the fact that Deadspin can’t link to NFL videos but the NFL CAN link to Deadspin videos?

No hypocrisy whatsoever.

I remember a time Dick Butkus hit Gale Sayers, in the back, with a truncheon, before the ball had even been punted, and he was ON THE SAME DAMN TEAM

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?

No, just no. Firstly the remaster is mostly done for the next gen consoles. Secondly if you have the PC version already with all dlc you get the upgrade for free. Thirdly there is literally no developer I would trust to do an elder scrolls game that wouldn’t ruin it somehow. Stop your whining.

It is my favorite in the series, but I don’t find it that hard to go back and play it. There are a few gameplay nuances that annoy me after playing Skyrim, and the leveling system could be updated a bit so you don’t need to read a wiki article to get the best of it, but I think the leveling system is still better than…

Interestingly, I read in another article that he did deposit some of the funds from his spree in other banks; my suspicious nature wonders if perhaps he didn’t manage to deposit some of that money into accounts that haven’t been identified, and is just laying low at his mom’s for a while until the eyes are off him,…

Swiss bank accounts aren’t what they used to be. Get your butt on a plane and head for the Caymans.

I see you have thought this through. :)