That paragraph made me rack my head a few times too, until I finally got it.

1. This is fucking amazing.

FIFY. The fact he said “good riddance” suggests he didn’t share your enthusiasm.

I don’t know if this was good customer service. Nothing happened until after he posted publically.

Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:

I gotta say that was one of the most sincere apologies I’ve witnessed.

Oh no, $1.2 million split between five executives. However will they avoid bankruptcy...

Jeff Gordon. Multiple championship winner, recently retired, all the Americaness that MB/AMG needs.

Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn’t this suit mean that Briles has to now prove that he didn’t know? Or is the burden on the other side?

meh just put lauda back in the car.... he’s always telling everyone what they’re doing wrong... go on niki show em how its done.

Angels GM: After reviewing your MRI, we saw something with your right arm that we think might create serious issues with your ability to pitch in the future.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

AND HE’S A GOOD BOY! YES HE IS!

“America as a country has a very fucked-up attitude regarding sex and sexuality...”

I honestly don’t understand how people can be so cruel. Just gleefully, unabashedly horrible.

The two Andy's could be a movie.

Watching Hot Fuzz for the upteenth time and then it hit me....YARP!

Because space car.