trainspotting was a comedy? there was nothing funny about that heroin baby, that shit still haunts my dreams.

The slang is so good.

The lyrics are amazing. Amazing.

I saw this earlier in some Buzzfeed comments: not real? Real?

And what goes better than a turtle having sex with a shoe than David Attenborough’s narration?

Two confession.

Fuck Jukebox musicals. Bring me more perfect:

(NOT HEROIN)

This is great and all, but I'd love a True Blood spin-off with just Pam, Eric and Lafayette.

So...like overnight then?