You can’t trick me. This some Dark Souls-ass Dark Souls.

“The Veiled Prophet crowns the Queen of Love and Beauty” sounds like a Bioshock:Infinite subplot

I worked on a number of WW2 games in the late 90s. During a visit to my house, my grandfather, a WW2 veteran, noticed my published games shelf. One of the boxes had a german solider on the front. He said he was proud I had a job I loved doing, but how would I feel if someone made a video game based on one of the most…

Oh no . . . I want to watch this 

Shut the fuck up. They gave Mario Goku hair and Bowser a fucking rock choir themesong? This is always my favorite Nintendo. Doin' dumb goofy shit and just having fun. I wish we got more of that. 

I’m sure part of it is nostalgia, but VI really feels like a timeless masterpiece to me. The tech is old, but the opera scene is still sensational, the characters are still incredibly written, Ultros the awesome octopus is still hysterical and Kefka is still a perfect villain.

Doomguy knows: protect a person once and save their life for a day. Teach them to protect themselves and save them for a life time.

They most certainly have that right.

I would like to introduce Phanatic Pat’s vs Gorgeous Geno’s as mascots. Then let them fight to the death.

I would be curious to see an off-shoot of this study that attempts to measure how the sexualization of female characters impacts the cis-male gamer. Does looking at and playing as overly sexualized females change how real-life women are viewed?

All week I’ve been perplexed by so many people complaining that the show all of a sudden started hinting that Daenerys was a mad queen. They’ve literally been building this up for the entire show!

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

True story: Me: “Why is there a dead body on the back of your horse?”

Now it’s a Christmas game

If you use the Konami code on Fandango for this movie, you will get 30 free tickets.

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

FFV is still one of my favorite Final Fantasy games. The Job System is one of the best iterations of that design there, where every Job gets a chance to shine instead of being outclassed by later jobs (FFIII). And the story was a classic tale of heroes and crystals that knew how to both move things along seriously,…