I guess I was one of the most dejected players, because FF XIII’s battle system definitely did not carry me through.

I acknowledge VII’s impact on the series as well as the fact that it was the first game in the series to be experienced by most...but from a story telling perspective it has nothing on the masterpiece that is VI, with VII being a confusing mess in comparison. I’ve played the vast majority of the FF games and VII does…

You know... for the Christmas tree!

Anyone calling this DLC needs to play Majora’s Mask for goddam homework and turn in a paper why they were wrong tomorrow.

I think one of the overarching issues is that the delineation between a single-player game, a co-op game, and an online game, have all been muddled due to the ubiquity of high speed internet and the increase in the development costs that necessitate a greater ROI, which in and of itself necessitates either a game to…

Dude, they cant even manage top secret files at this point.

I’m sure you’re as aware of this as I am, but for anybody else who might not be aware: the folks saying that their shitty views deserve to be respected don’t actually care about tolerance. They’re just using the language of tolerance to try and defend being bigots.

I know the section you’re talking about in Garlemald

As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.

Magitek walker all day erry day.

requiring you to put some level of thought and effort into playing is suddenly shitty game design?

The darkly humorous thing about Drifblim has to do with its Abilities. Unburden is whatever, it just raises Speed if it loses its held item. Aftermath damages the opponent when they KO Drifblim, while Flare Boost increases the Special Attack if Drifblim is Burned. Keep in mind that it also learns Selfdestruct and…

You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two bots you didn’t even know were there. Because 343 bots are a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with…

January 6 in one line.

BEEEAAAASSST WARRRRS

I hate these takes. The show had something for everyone, every genre, big games, little games, indie games, and everything in between. I don’t understand why everyone always has to be negative about video games. Just because we don’t have Spiderman or God of War every E3 doesn’t mean it isn’t worth having. And that’s…

The only reason the blood of Final Fantasy runs through its veins is because Nomura bit Final Fantasy’s neck and sucked out all its blood.

Yeah, this seems like a parody of grim/gritty Final Fantasy. Having FF 1 connected to this makes it even more hilarious. 

Tetsuya Nomura needs to be FIRED and PUBLICLY FILLETED for his crimes against Final Fantasy. This shit is so fucking embarrassing. I don’t even have anything funny to say about it, I’m just pissed. I guess it really is up to Yoshi-P to single-handedly save this franchise, after all.